Saturday, June 20, 2009
yay.
first one.
frm ann.
:?
First, add "I'm a/an" to the title.
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[x] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Pajamas = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[x] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who will be naked with
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who banged
[ ] 7 = who smoked with
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[x] 9 = who was stabbed horribly by (wthhh)
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who shot
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = a glass of milk
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[x] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[x] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose..
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cuntwi
I'm a freaky cutie with a sexy smile who was stabbed horribly by a jew because i love marijuana. (what the heck.)
forget it.
next quiz.
by dunno who
Answer the questions that follow and fill them into the blanks of the template:
Dear (the last person who texted you),
[who cares i shall use the name of the person i last texted]
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5).I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.You should also know that I (10) (11).
(12), Your name.
1. What's the colour of your shirt?
[ ]Blue - Our romance is over
[ ]Red - Our affair is over
[x]White - I'll join the monastery
[ ]Black - I dislike you
[ ]Brown - The mafia wants you
[ ]Green - Our horoscopes don't match
[ ]Grey - You're a pervert
[ ]Yellow - I'm selling myself
[ ]Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
[ ]No shirt - You're a loser
[ ]Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
[ ]January - That night
[ ]February - Last year
[ ]March - When your dwarf bit me
[ ]April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
[ ]May - First of May
[ ]June - When you put cuffs on me
[ ]July - When I threw up
[ ]August - When I saw the shrunken head
[x]September - When we skinny dipped
[ ]October - When I quoted Santa
[ ]November - When your dog ran amok
[ ]December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
[ ]Tacos - In your apartment
[ ]Pizza - In your camping car
[ ]Hamburgers - Under the bus
[ ]Salad - As you ate enchilada
[x]Pasta - Outside of Chicago
[ ]Chicken - In your closet
[ ]Kebab - With Paris Hilton
[ ]Fish - In women's clothing
[ ]Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
[ ]Lasagna - At the mental hospital
[ ]Hot dog - Under a state of trance
[ ]None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the colour of your socks?
[ ]Yellow - Hit on
[ ]Red - Insult
[ ]Black - Ignore
[ ]Blue - Knock out
[ ]Purple - Pour syrup on
[ ]White - Carve your initials into
[ ]Grey - Pull the clothes off
[ ]Brown - Put leeches on
[ ]Orange - Castrate
[x]Barefoot - Sit on
[ ]Pink - Pull the toupee off
[ ]Other - Drive out
5. What's the colour of your underwear?
[ ]Black - My best friend
[ ]White - My father
[ ]Grey - Bill Clinton
[ ]Brown - My fart balloon
[ ]Red - Donald Duck
[ ]Blue - My avocado plant
[ ]Yellow - My penpal in Iraq
[ ]Purple - My mustard souffle
[ ]Orange - My Kid Rock collection
[x]Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
[ ]None - My John F. Kennedy statue
[ ]Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
[ ]Scrubs - Man
[ ]O.C. - Emotional
[ ]One Tree Hill - Open
[ ]Heroes - Frostbitten
[ ]House - Scarred
[ ]Lost - High
[ ]Simpsons - Cowardly
[ ]The news - Mongolic
[ ]Idol - Masochistic
[ ]Family Guy - Senile
[x]Top Model - Middle class
7. Your mood right now?
[ ]Happy - How awful I've felt
[x]Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
[ ]Sad - How boring you are
[ ]Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
[ ]Depressed - That we're cousins
[ ]Excited - That there is no solution to this
[ ]Nervous - The middle east
[ ]Worried - That your Honda sucks
[ ]Apathetic - That I did a sex change
[ ]Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
[ ]Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
[ ]Overjoyous - That I'm open
[ ]Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
[ ]None of the above - Ashamed
8. What's the colour of your bedroom walls?
[ ]White - Your ring
[ ]Yellow - Your love letters
[ ]Red - Your Darth Vader poster
[ ]Black - Your tame stone
[ ]Blue - The couch cushions
[ ]Orange - Your false teeth
[ ]Brown - Your contact book
[ ]Green - The pictures from LA
[ ]Grey - Our matching Snoopy bibs
[ ]Purple - Your old lottery coupons
[x]Pink - The cut toenails
[ ]Others - The memories in the military service
9. What is the first letter of your first name?
[ ]A/B - Your photo
[ ]C/D - The oil stocks
[ ]E/F - Your neighbour Martin
[ ]G/H - your virginity
[ ]I/J - Results of your blood sample
[ ]K/L - Your left ear
[ ]M/N - Your suicide note
[ ]O/P - My common sense
[x]Q/R - Your mom
[ ]S/T - Your collection of butterflies
[ ]U/V - Your criminal record
[ ]W/X - David's tricot outfits
[ ]Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. What is the last letter of your last name?
[ ]A/B - Always will remember
[ ]C/D - Never will forget
[x]E/F - Always wanted to break
[ ]G/H - Never openly mocked
[ ]I/J - Always have felt dirty before
[ ]K/L - Will tell the authorities about
[ ]M/N - Told in my confession today about
[ ]O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
[ ]Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
[ ]S/T - Get sick when I think of
[ ]U/V - Always will try to forget
[ ]W/X - Am better off without
[ ]Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
[ ]Water - Our friendship
[ ]Beer - Senility
[ ]Soft drink - A new life as a clone
[x]Soda - The incarnation of an eskimo
[ ]Milk - The apartment building
[ ]Wine - Cocaine abuse
[ ]Cider - A passionate interest for mice
[ ]Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
[ ]Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
[ ]Hot chocolate - Eggplant fetishism
[ ]Whisky - To ruin the second World War
[ ]Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you want to go on a vacation?
[ ]Thailand - Warm regards
[ ]USA - Best regards
[ ]England - Good luck on your short term leave from jail
[ ]Spain - Go and drown yourself
[ ]China - Disgusting regards
[ ]Germany - With ease
[x]Japan - Go burn
[ ]Greece - Your everlasting enemy
[ ]Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
[ ]Egypt - Fuck off
[ ]France - In pain
Dear wenqi,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastary. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of chicago and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper.I'm sure you're middle class enough to understand that Santa doesnt exist. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory.You should also know that I always wanted to break the incarnation of an eskimo.
Go Burn,
Rennie.
done.
now im off to watch shows.
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