Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Hello, Slow Fok Pok Poke
Boooo. Hello, I'm back. Wahahahah.
See Kalissa Pok, I'm so kind and nice. Just as I said, I put the title of the post as 'Hello, Slow Fok Pok Poke.
Soon after I woke up this morning, it started raining. Yay, I love the rain. (:
Today, Miss Joycelyn Ng missed the bus. Nah, she didnt miss the bus. She overslept. According to her, she slept until 7.20am, and barely made it to school.
Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a girl called GohYixuan.
She was stunningly sexy and super chio. Her closets were full of G-String
bikinis, of every brand and colour and pattern. However, the only sizes she had
were F-cup. Everyday, she would wear a different set of G-Strings to school. Her favourite set of G-String was a particular one with a leopard print on it, she also particularly liked another one which was hot pink.
One day, GohYixuan invited her friend, Rennie, for a tea party at her house. GohYixuan arranged her Barbie dolls, which were all in her G-Strings, on the chairs around the long table. She then took out the freshly baked handmade cookies from the oven, and made some delicious tea, and placed them onto the table.
Upon arrival, Rennie was greeted by many ridiculously dressed Barbie dolls. She sat down, while GohYixuan went to put the next tray of cookies into the oven. Unknowingly, GohYixuan left her closet door open while she was dressing up her dolls.
Rennie was looking around GohYixuan's house while waiting for her, when she accidentally peeped into GohYixuan's closet. To her surprise, she saw stacks of sexy
G-Strings. She was amazed, and asked GohYixuan if she could borrow
one. However, when Rennie looked at the tag, she gasped. The G-String was
an F-cup! Ohmygod. This was her 6th year knowing GohYixuan, yet she did not know that she wore F-cup G-Strings.
tsktsktsk. ohmyohmy.
What a nice story! Aint it? Inspired by ZhuXinyu this morning while rushing down for assembly. [be honoured]
Oooh, Maths. Apparently, OldEldwen had to choose today of all days to show us our Maths results. And guess what? I ONLY GOT AN A. A! Can you believe it? A is super bad. I feel like killing myself. Apparently, I got a D for M.A.D, and an F for Moodle. Ohya, I can still do Moodle by tomorrow. This is the first nice thing OldEldwen has done for us - extending the dateline for Moodle. Hopefully, after I do the assignments, I will be able to get an A.
And the most pro person would be Ranice and Marcus. So expected. Ranice got A+ for every single thing, except that she didnt receive her RS marks yet. And Marcus got all A+s except for one. Argh, those smartie pants. How can they do this to the other not-so-smarty-pants.
We had a pop quiz today. Argh. I didnt do the last question. Oh no! I will do badly for that pop quiz. Let me strangle you.
We were late for PE. As usual, the boys would all rush down and be the first ones to gather at the parade square, followed by some girls like me and Cars and whoever is with us. The rest would still be walking slowly strolling. Miss Lee "threatened" to make us run 6 rounds. Gosh! But she didnt mean it, of course. I realise that she is actually very nice to our class. The other day, we saw her make 1F run. Hehheh.
Today we played netball. It was group vs group. I played GD all the way. Whoo. Miss Lee claimed that the last two groups would have to do a forfeit. I think my group was the last or something. We lost 2 or 3 games, and tied 1 or 2 games. Well, I think that practically makes us the last group. But anyway, my group was okay, just that the other groups were better and stronger.
In the end, Miss Lee didnt make us do forfeit - running around the track for 6 rounds. Instead, she talked about our class starting off badly and then improving towards the end of the year, unlike some classes, she said. She also talked about other stuff. She then gave each of us a packet of Milo. Yay, I like Milo! She then got Hengyi to do the Yum-seng thing before we could drink. Lol.
From this PE lesson and from others, I conclude that Miss Lee is actually a very nice teacher, although she is a DM.
It was recess. Cars and I went to the bookshop to buy dearestLydia her birthday present, although it was tomorrow. We bought her that cute little Eeyore. (:
After that, we went to the netball court to watch our main6+marcus play against the boys. Lol, of course Marcus is not a girl. I replaced Marcus and went to play my GD after some time.
Cars, Nora doggy and I then went up to class. Nora doggy belongs to me and Cars laopo. So we were teasing her about being a bad dog. Mmhmm. Then, for no reason, she went to say that I was a rabbit(?!) and Carissa was a cat. Come to think of it, Rennie Rabbit. Carrisa Cat, same letter at the beginning, cool.
From that animal thing, we went on to talk about fairies. Yeah, it was definitely because of me. I said that I'd rather be a fairy/faerie than a rabbit, and being a fairy/faerie would be so cool. Because of their limited exposure to fantasy creatures, they interpreted 'fairy/faerie' as those kind of fairytale fairies holding wands. They went on to describe 'my wand', and it was terrible. Apparently, 'my wand' was made of styrofoam at the bottom and a twig(?!) on the top. Furthermore, glitter was stuffed into 'my wand'. And they said that I needed to have fairy dust coming out from behind of me. Yeah, so they suggested that I stuff more glitter into my butt. EVIL CREATURES. hmph.
I then allowed them to continue with their silliness by telling them that I would also love to be a princess of a Magical Kingdom. Apparently, they thought of the 'Princess' as a Fairy-Rabbit-Princess. Yes, how silly. But I think I was the silly one, to them. They then broke out into laughter. Laughing so hard that they couldnt talk, and stopped halfway at the stairs.
After they stopped their ridiculous laughter, they went on with their silliness, claiming that I, the "fairy-rabbit-princess", had a "frog-prince" who later turned into a "fairy-guinea-pig-prince". Ohmygod, I wonder which part of their brain do these kind of theories come from.
While walking in front of the PAC, we happened to be talking about our interests when we were young. Nora started off by saying that she was only obsessed with Barbie dolls and princesses and stuff up to dunno what age. I guess that was inspired by my Princess thinggy. Carissa Fok was obsessed with those stuff as well.
I remember that I was only obsessed with them when I was very very young. I used to wear tiaras, high heel shoes, dresses, and walk all around the house and sometimes out, according to my mother. Lol. But later on, I became obsessed with power rangers. Power Rangers in Space was my favourite! Ok lol, last time I even had a Yellow Ranger costume. (: Aww, I miss power rangers. I shall watch an episode someday. I think Annora is right about me still haveing that Childish mind of mine.
Ok then we all went to change in the dark dark toilet without lights beside the class. Yes, there was a problem with the lights. I feel the glory of taking the large toilet cubicle (?) which Nora doggy wanted. (: I then walked out of the toilet with the retarded thing again - wearing the skirt until super super high. Yes today I managed to walk into class with it as not many people were in class. I have decided that it is fun and I might do it in future PE lessons. (:
Ok then it was Geog. We had a copying answer-from-the-slides session. I love copying sessions, thank you. I think copying will become one of my favourite hobbies (:
Next it was History. We did more of those questions.
Yay, Science. Mr Hong came to go through the Physics and Chemistry thing with us. It was a MAJOR COPYING ANSWER SESSION yet again. Did I mention I love copying stuff from slides? Oh yes, I did. Carissa Fok called me a copying machine (: Yeah, cause I copied so fast and she couldnt catch up. But I was only second to Terence, or some other people I guess. Yet, my handwriting was super legible. (wait, what does legible mean? ohwell).
Because Carissa Fok said that I was like a copying machine, I had to deny it. Therefore, I said that she was a Slow-Pok (inspired by the nice name 'Kalissa Pok'). That Slow-Pok only realised that what I said meant Slowpoke after some time. That silly Slow-Pok, heehee. (:
So my name was Slow-Lee Slow-ly. Lydia's was Slow-Gei Slow-guy. Levi's was Slow-Pham slow-farm. wheee. Ok this is fun.
byebye (: i shall go for dinner now.
oh btw, i dont eat dinner at 3.45pm. thankyouverymuch.
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Hello, Slow Fok Pok Poke
Boooo. Hello, I'm back. Wahahahah.
See Kalissa Pok, I'm so kind and nice. Just as I said, I put the title of the post as 'Hello, Slow Fok Pok Poke.
Soon after I woke up this morning, it started raining. Yay, I love the rain. (:
Today, Miss Joycelyn Ng missed the bus. Nah, she didnt miss the bus. She overslept. According to her, she slept until 7.20am, and barely made it to school.
Let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a girl called GohYixuan.
She was stunningly sexy and super chio. Her closets were full of G-String
bikinis, of every brand and colour and pattern. However, the only sizes she had
were F-cup. Everyday, she would wear a different set of G-Strings to school. Her favourite set of G-String was a particular one with a leopard print on it, she also particularly liked another one which was hot pink.
One day, GohYixuan invited her friend, Rennie, for a tea party at her house. GohYixuan arranged her Barbie dolls, which were all in her G-Strings, on the chairs around the long table. She then took out the freshly baked handmade cookies from the oven, and made some delicious tea, and placed them onto the table.
Upon arrival, Rennie was greeted by many ridiculously dressed Barbie dolls. She sat down, while GohYixuan went to put the next tray of cookies into the oven. Unknowingly, GohYixuan left her closet door open while she was dressing up her dolls.
Rennie was looking around GohYixuan's house while waiting for her, when she accidentally peeped into GohYixuan's closet. To her surprise, she saw stacks of sexy
G-Strings. She was amazed, and asked GohYixuan if she could borrow
one. However, when Rennie looked at the tag, she gasped. The G-String was
an F-cup! Ohmygod. This was her 6th year knowing GohYixuan, yet she did not know that she wore F-cup G-Strings.
tsktsktsk. ohmyohmy.
What a nice story! Aint it? Inspired by ZhuXinyu this morning while rushing down for assembly. [be honoured]
Oooh, Maths. Apparently, OldEldwen had to choose today of all days to show us our Maths results. And guess what? I ONLY GOT AN A. A! Can you believe it? A is super bad. I feel like killing myself. Apparently, I got a D for M.A.D, and an F for Moodle. Ohya, I can still do Moodle by tomorrow. This is the first nice thing OldEldwen has done for us - extending the dateline for Moodle. Hopefully, after I do the assignments, I will be able to get an A.
And the most pro person would be Ranice and Marcus. So expected. Ranice got A+ for every single thing, except that she didnt receive her RS marks yet. And Marcus got all A+s except for one. Argh, those smartie pants. How can they do this to the other not-so-smarty-pants.
We had a pop quiz today. Argh. I didnt do the last question. Oh no! I will do badly for that pop quiz. Let me strangle you.
We were late for PE. As usual, the boys would all rush down and be the first ones to gather at the parade square, followed by some girls like me and Cars and whoever is with us. The rest would still be walking slowly strolling. Miss Lee "threatened" to make us run 6 rounds. Gosh! But she didnt mean it, of course. I realise that she is actually very nice to our class. The other day, we saw her make 1F run. Hehheh.
Today we played netball. It was group vs group. I played GD all the way. Whoo. Miss Lee claimed that the last two groups would have to do a forfeit. I think my group was the last or something. We lost 2 or 3 games, and tied 1 or 2 games. Well, I think that practically makes us the last group. But anyway, my group was okay, just that the other groups were better and stronger.
In the end, Miss Lee didnt make us do forfeit - running around the track for 6 rounds. Instead, she talked about our class starting off badly and then improving towards the end of the year, unlike some classes, she said. She also talked about other stuff. She then gave each of us a packet of Milo. Yay, I like Milo! She then got Hengyi to do the Yum-seng thing before we could drink. Lol.
From this PE lesson and from others, I conclude that Miss Lee is actually a very nice teacher, although she is a DM.
It was recess. Cars and I went to the bookshop to buy dearestLydia her birthday present, although it was tomorrow. We bought her that cute little Eeyore. (:
After that, we went to the netball court to watch our main6+marcus play against the boys. Lol, of course Marcus is not a girl. I replaced Marcus and went to play my GD after some time.
Cars, Nora doggy and I then went up to class. Nora doggy belongs to me and Cars laopo. So we were teasing her about being a bad dog. Mmhmm. Then, for no reason, she went to say that I was a rabbit(?!) and Carissa was a cat. Come to think of it, Rennie Rabbit. Carrisa Cat, same letter at the beginning, cool.
From that animal thing, we went on to talk about fairies. Yeah, it was definitely because of me. I said that I'd rather be a fairy/faerie than a rabbit, and being a fairy/faerie would be so cool. Because of their limited exposure to fantasy creatures, they interpreted 'fairy/faerie' as those kind of fairytale fairies holding wands. They went on to describe 'my wand', and it was terrible. Apparently, 'my wand' was made of styrofoam at the bottom and a twig(?!) on the top. Furthermore, glitter was stuffed into 'my wand'. And they said that I needed to have fairy dust coming out from behind of me. Yeah, so they suggested that I stuff more glitter into my butt. EVIL CREATURES. hmph.
I then allowed them to continue with their silliness by telling them that I would also love to be a princess of a Magical Kingdom. Apparently, they thought of the 'Princess' as a Fairy-Rabbit-Princess. Yes, how silly. But I think I was the silly one, to them. They then broke out into laughter. Laughing so hard that they couldnt talk, and stopped halfway at the stairs.
After they stopped their ridiculous laughter, they went on with their silliness, claiming that I, the "fairy-rabbit-princess", had a "frog-prince" who later turned into a "fairy-guinea-pig-prince". Ohmygod, I wonder which part of their brain do these kind of theories come from.
While walking in front of the PAC, we happened to be talking about our interests when we were young. Nora started off by saying that she was only obsessed with Barbie dolls and princesses and stuff up to dunno what age. I guess that was inspired by my Princess thinggy. Carissa Fok was obsessed with those stuff as well.
I remember that I was only obsessed with them when I was very very young. I used to wear tiaras, high heel shoes, dresses, and walk all around the house and sometimes out, according to my mother. Lol. But later on, I became obsessed with power rangers. Power Rangers in Space was my favourite! Ok lol, last time I even had a Yellow Ranger costume. (: Aww, I miss power rangers. I shall watch an episode someday. I think Annora is right about me still haveing that Childish mind of mine.
Ok then we all went to change in the dark dark toilet without lights beside the class. Yes, there was a problem with the lights. I feel the glory of taking the large toilet cubicle (?) which Nora doggy wanted. (: I then walked out of the toilet with the retarded thing again - wearing the skirt until super super high. Yes today I managed to walk into class with it as not many people were in class. I have decided that it is fun and I might do it in future PE lessons. (:
Ok then it was Geog. We had a copying answer-from-the-slides session. I love copying sessions, thank you. I think copying will become one of my favourite hobbies (:
Next it was History. We did more of those questions.
Yay, Science. Mr Hong came to go through the Physics and Chemistry thing with us. It was a MAJOR COPYING ANSWER SESSION yet again. Did I mention I love copying stuff from slides? Oh yes, I did. Carissa Fok called me a copying machine (: Yeah, cause I copied so fast and she couldnt catch up. But I was only second to Terence, or some other people I guess. Yet, my handwriting was super legible. (wait, what does legible mean? ohwell).
Because Carissa Fok said that I was like a copying machine, I had to deny it. Therefore, I said that she was a Slow-Pok (inspired by the nice name 'Kalissa Pok'). That Slow-Pok only realised that what I said meant Slowpoke after some time. That silly Slow-Pok, heehee. (:
So my name was Slow-Lee Slow-ly. Lydia's was Slow-Gei Slow-guy. Levi's was Slow-Pham slow-farm. wheee. Ok this is fun.
byebye (: i shall go for dinner now.
oh btw, i dont eat dinner at 3.45pm. thankyouverymuch.
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