Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Do dumb doo-doos have birthdays?
Apparently, yes. Dumb doo-doos have birthdays. Lydia is a dumb doo doo whom I know, who has a birthday. And it happens to be today. Ohno, lets wish her a happy birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYDIA dumb doo-doo.(:
Scientists have proven that doo-doos like Lydia are extremely dumb.
And, as I promised here is an unglam of Lydia the dumb doodoo.
Yay, I officially like this super unglam picture. Aww, Lydia stop trying to kiss ___. Your salivary glands are already malfuntioning.
Lydia, you should be glad that I didnt put the one on the class photo. Ohwait, this one is worse. Ohwell. Its one or the other. Pick one.
Nah, no choice for you. Well, unless you get your stupid yellow carebear to return my pink carebear's virginity to it. You sicko, return my bear's virginity right now, or I shall not remove the unglam. Wahahah. Revenge for my bear who was wailing while she was raped.
Tsktsk. I had to take away the unglamsss, or Lydia would kill me. Ohwell. Guess you'l just have to make do with Lydia and her giant palm.
Lydia, you might want to reconsider about growing so tall. Yes, that auntie is taller than me. Eee. Later she cannot find boyfriend. Sorry, I forgot that she is already married to ____, and currently has her 17th child. Sorry, please accept my sincere apologies.
And Lydia, you should stop acting cute. Eee. One day, I shall give you a major poking session. Wahahahah, I'd love that. Honestly, you can be cute sometimes. Except that you are too tall and are too skinny. You should stop that. Shouldnt having so many children already affect your skinniness? tsktsktsk.
Ooh, I want to watch Singapore Idol now.
byebye (:
Blogged @ 7:54 PM |
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Do dumb doo-doos have birthdays?
Apparently, yes. Dumb doo-doos have birthdays. Lydia is a dumb doo doo whom I know, who has a birthday. And it happens to be today. Ohno, lets wish her a happy birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYDIA dumb doo-doo.(:
Scientists have proven that doo-doos like Lydia are extremely dumb.
And, as I promised here is an unglam of Lydia the dumb doodoo.
Yay, I officially like this super unglam picture. Aww, Lydia stop trying to kiss ___. Your salivary glands are already malfuntioning.
Lydia, you should be glad that I didnt put the one on the class photo. Ohwait, this one is worse. Ohwell. Its one or the other. Pick one.
Nah, no choice for you. Well, unless you get your stupid yellow carebear to return my pink carebear's virginity to it. You sicko, return my bear's virginity right now, or I shall not remove the unglam. Wahahah. Revenge for my bear who was wailing while she was raped.
Tsktsk. I had to take away the unglamsss, or Lydia would kill me. Ohwell. Guess you'l just have to make do with Lydia and her giant palm.
Lydia, you might want to reconsider about growing so tall. Yes, that auntie is taller than me. Eee. Later she cannot find boyfriend. Sorry, I forgot that she is already married to ____, and currently has her 17th child. Sorry, please accept my sincere apologies.
And Lydia, you should stop acting cute. Eee. One day, I shall give you a major poking session. Wahahahah, I'd love that. Honestly, you can be cute sometimes. Except that you are too tall and are too skinny. You should stop that. Shouldnt having so many children already affect your skinniness? tsktsktsk.
Ooh, I want to watch Singapore Idol now.
byebye (:
Blogged @ 7:54 PM |