Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Be mean.
Quizz time.
whee.
From: gohyixuan, taken from facebook.
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you can.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.. (sounds like lydia -.-)
YR: Oh really? I think you are too. You are the cutest person in the world. *says it in a fake tone*
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: Yes, you will be after surgery.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: You are rich and famous??!! *says it in a i-didnt-know-that-tone*
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Yes you might be perfectly multi skilled. But I am perfectly thriple skilled.
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Excuse me, why would I know you? And by the way, whats Bruneian.
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Oooh, I would if you werent so annoying.
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Did I say I was interested in you? I was just looking at that amzing-looking-bookshop behind you.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Did I even say I wanted you?
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: You getting a ride with me would pollute my entire ar.
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Oh, really? Then make that cute dog over there hate me.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Yes we would if you went for plastic surgery, and came back with a good result.
2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: Yeah, right! Sure, its 999. Oh wait, or do you want the hospital's.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR : You can spend the entire night with a plastic surgeon.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: I like absolutely... *looks at the person with an admiring gaze, then turns cold* nothing about you.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Ohmygosh. You are soooo handsome! *in a fake tone*
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: *looks around absentmindedly* Oh,sorry. Were you talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself.
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Sorry, but you have to understand that your nose is closest to yourself.
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Oh, you're sooo wrong, bitch.
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Jealous much?
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Oh sorry, you wouldnt be able to. I'll be first in place, while you're the last. How on Earth are you going to kick by ass that way?
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: But I dont love you anymore.
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Oh yeah?
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: Back? Hah!
4) Please call me...
YR: Oh ok. Wait. I dont call people I dislike.
5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: Then mend your heart.
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: I know...
2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: From flawless skin to flawful skin? no thanks.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: oh. can I buy it today ad refund it when the sale is over?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Ohno, I only use branded stuff, not cheap market stuff like your product.
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: At least it doesnt cause as much pimples as your product does.
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