Wednesday, September 9, 2009
I am 36% Singaporean.
Another quizz.
[x] you were born in Singapore
[x] both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians.
[x] your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.
[x] you have none or one sibling.
[ ] you have learnt the Singapore workout.
[ ] you miss luncheon meat.
[ ] you hate Motorola branded phones.
[ ] you think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.
[ ] you own more than 2 existing (current) handphones.
[x] you have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.
Xs so far: 5
[ ] you love to act cute.
[ ] you speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc etc.
[ ] your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.
[x] you crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food
[x] you want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday.
[ ] you pick up the trash when u miss the trash bin.
[x] you say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.
[ ] you put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier
[ ] you have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall.
[ ]you watched The Little Nyonya.
Xs so far: 8
[ ] you can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki
[x] you learn to swim before the age of 10.
[ ] you learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.
[ ] you think PSLE is hard until you encounter an O/A levels exam.
[x] you think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.
[ ] Sentosa is getting boring to you
[ ] you miss root beer
[ ] you want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang.
[x] you actually get lame jokes.
[ ] you think Singapore is the #1 country in the world
Xs so far: 11
[ ] you are kiasu.
[x] you enjoy Hossan Leong's shows
[x] you play uno and beyblade when u were young.
[x] you go shopping wearing super simple clothing.
[ ] you think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.
[ ] you sleep during mother tongue classes.
[x] you speak in english during mother tongue classes
[ ] you get 1000 math questions for homework a day.
[ ] your class size is 38-45 pupils
[x] your school bag weighs more than 1kg.
Xs so far: 16
[x] you are doing this but u know u have other important stuffies to do
[ ] you always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest.
[ ] you smuggle food into cinema
[ ] you curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc etc
[x] you smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc
[ ] you use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum
[ ] you want to live like Archie and his gang. Summer vacations.
[ ] your hair becomes spikier as you live.
[ ] you chiong at a sale.
[ ] you have more than 40 Xs so far.
X's in total: 18
Your answer X2 is the %
18 X 2
=36%~
duhh. I am a Malaysian after all.
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