Tuesday, June 9, 2009
found this quiz frm estella-the-sexy-babe's blog.
i shall do it.
The Stupid Test
If you don't even know how to do a stupid test (because I don't have the instructions here), then don't need to do; you're confirm stupid.
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.
3. [ ] Fell out of a chair by leaning back in it.
4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking.
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde.
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself.
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand.
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull.
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push.
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion.
12. [ ] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else.
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs.
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave. (omg that would be cool)
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it. (this is cool too)
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with thongs on or you were barefoot.
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. [x] Have run into a closed door.
24. [ ] Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke.
27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer even only a bit.
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock.
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.
33. [ ] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.
36. [ ] Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't turned on.
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.
39. [x] Walked into a pole.
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes at the same time.
41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house.
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on.
43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (this happened too many times)
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye.
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your underware or socks still on.
50. (wheres qns 50???)
51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on.
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day.
58. [ ] Have tripped on a cord.
60. [ ] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa.
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it.
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.
64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught.
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb.
73. [x] Have sat on a bench with wet paint on it.
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.
75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it.
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand.
77. [x] Have purposely flicked yourself with a rubber band.
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were high when you weren't.
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people.
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out.
81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off.
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip just to see if it hurts.
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.
88. [ ] When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.
90. [ ] Sucked on a cup and got a hick-up from it total.
91. [ ] As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper. (nah i got wrapped at my birthday party when i was young)
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours.
95. [ ] Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. [ ] When you saw a beware of dog sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before.
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
I am 36% stupid.
oooh.
i know i am stupider than this.
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